All bloggers learn about spam comments.
Passive Guy doesn’t know if anyone else checks their spam folder, but he does. Once in a while, he finds a legitimate comment that somehow triggered the spam hound’s defensive instincts and brings it back from the dead.
In the process of checking the spam yesterday, PG found a comment, clearly spam, but demonstrating a distinctive style. Since the day had not been packed to the brim with amusement, PG found it amusing and thought you might as well.
The crux of your writing whilst sounding reasonable initially, did not really sit properly with me after some time. Someplace within the paragraphs you actually were able to make me a believer unfortunately only for a while. I however have got a problem with your leaps in logic and you might do well to fill in those breaks. When you actually can accomplish that, I would definitely end up being impressed.