Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.
Snoopy by Charles M. Schulz
Is this a real quote?
…unless you were my dog, in which case, you’d have it made.
Or mine. And this quote begs the question: why would a dog wish to advance? They’re already perfect beings. LOL
That… is cats.
Lords of creation, they are.
There is a Cat : the Masquerade tabletop roleplaying game. It’s sort of like Vampire, except for the restoration of an obvious fact : the hidden masters of humanity, the puppetmasters that guide our societies, are NOT angsty heliopaths.
(you’d have to have known Vampire The Masquerade to laugh here)
(also, it’s a French RPG, as yet untranslated AFAIK)
Our dog was found freezing with her sister, abandoned as puppies in a box in a Home Depot parking lot. When we adopted her, we told the shelter lady, “First the kid eats, then the dog eats, then we eat.” This is literal as well as metaphorical truth.
I am wont to say to her, “You may have started out iffy, but you have fallen on your feet and no mistake.” Usually when she is sleeping on the couch in her pillow fort. (Yes, she makes pillow forts. She uses pillows just like a human. Damndest thing I ever saw a dog do.)
Yesterday I was a cat. Today I’m a cat. Tomorrow I’ll still be a cat. Bwahahaha! Bow before my obvious and great superiority you miserable lowly forms of life on the planet Earth!
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Athena Felis, how did you hack my e-mail account? (This does explain the cat hair in my laptop, though.)
My laptop has a coat of hair.
Not one of which is cat.
Jack Russles rule my house.
Better than Jack Daniels… 😉
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