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A hat

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

P. J. O’Rourke



5 Comments to “A hat”

  1. Al the Great and Powerful

    Like I value PJO’R’s opinion about haberdashery… sheesh. Funny writer, but no fashion guru…

  2. Unless it’s a cowboy hat. Cowboy hats make everyone look good. Or at least interesting.

  3. A fascinator looks more stupid, to my mind.

  4. Groot: “I am Groot.”
    Rocket: “One minute you think someone has a weird shaped head, the next minute just because you realize part of that head is a hat. That’s why you don’t like hats?”


  5. Barbara Morgenroth

    Hats make men look like men. Baseball caps worn backwards make men look like boys.

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