We see our customers

22 May 2017

We see our customers as invited guests to a party and we are the hosts.

Jeff Bezos


A child

21 May 2017

A child did approach me in a restaurant in Cornwall, but he thought I was Gandalf.

Michael Gambon


I have forty-six cookbooks

20 May 2017

I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.

Rick Moranis


And when her lips met mine

19 May 2017

And when her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing would ever compare to that single moment when I first kissed the girl of my dreams and knew that my love would last forever.

Nicholas Sparks

LRRSYEN Rating: Buick


My psychiatrist

18 May 2017

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Rodney Dangerfield


Expecting the world

17 May 2017

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

Dennis Wholey


Use what language you will

16 May 2017

Use what language you will, you can never say anything but what you are.

Ralph Waldo Emerson


At the end of a miserable day

15 May 2017

At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.

David Sedaris


A nice, easy place

14 May 2017

A nice, easy place for freedom of speech to be eroded is comics, because comics are a natural target whenever an election comes up.

Neil Gaiman


When any government

13 May 2017

When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, ‘This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know,’ the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything—you can’t conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.

Robert A. Heinlein

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