After completing the post that appeared just before this one, PG searched for a pungent quote about Facebook and found a site called Quotemaster.
Quotemaster has an article entitled 175 Good Quotes to Describe Yourself in Facebook Profile.
Here are a few:
I am just a girl looking for my heart.
Be good and shall always see good in everything and everyone and even in yourself.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
My daily routine: Get up, Be brilliant, Go back to bed, Repeat.
Behind every deleted facebook & whatsapp account there is untold story in my life..
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
I don’t describe myself as a Christian or religious, but i like to think that how i live my life is honest.
I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
When they say the sky’s the limit to me that’s really true – MICHAEL JACKSON.
I’m just human, I have weakness, I make mistakes and I experience sadness; But I learn from all these things to make me a better person.
I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I really mean it.
I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
I’m a girl..Don’t touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
What others think of me is none of my business.
Keep smiling..one day life will get tired of upsetting you.
You can let your smile change people, but don’t let people change your smile.
It’s not your job to like me. It’s mine.
I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
Be yourself. There is no one better.
Love yourself first, because that’s who you’ll be spending the rest of your life with.
Surround yourself with makeup not negativity.
Don’t judge me, you don’t know my story.
Be silent and let your success shout.
I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
Link to the rest at Quotemaster
PG imagined a character in a book who constantly said things like this.
I’ll stick to what I found on a cap at a truck stop:
I’m not the man your mamma warned you about – her imagination isn’t that good.
That must’ve been some big cap!
Last line was smaller type so you had to get pretty close to read it (you’d be amazed at how many people ‘did’ get closer – and then laughed on reading the punchline. 😉 )
I still wear the one that says: “I don’t avoid confusion – I create it!”
Bosses used to hate seeing my: “Shock me – say something intelligent!” cap. (They hated even more my coming out of a meeting saying, “Not even a tingle …” )