Classic Literature as Fortune Cookie Fortunes

From The Paris Review:

1. Lord of the Flies

An exotic trip is just around the corner.

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4. The Lottery

Expect an invitation to an exciting event.

5. A Christmas Carol

You will become better acquainted with a coworker.

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9. Metamorphosis

A dream you have will finally come true.

Link to the rest at The Paris Review