PG is frustrated with what should be the most mundane of internet tasks – transferring a domain from one internet service provider to another.
As he ran the process a second time with a large, but shady ISP after the first one got lost somewhere in the bowels of their subnormally-automated systems, he was reminded of the following lyrics from an old song by the Eagles titled, “Hotel California.”
“Relax,” said the night man,
“We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave.”