PG thought a little off-topic, unbalanced humor might be appropriate.
From The Babylon Bee:
The nation’s nerds woke up in a utopia this morning, one where everyone stays inside, sporting events are being canceled, and all social interaction is forbidden.
All types of nerds, from social introverts to hardcore PC gamers, welcomed the dawn of this new era, privately from their own homes.
“I have been waiting my whole life for this moment,” said Ned Pendleton, 32 — via text message, of course — as he fired up League of Legends on his beefy gaming PC. “They told me to take up a sport and that the kids playing basketball and stuff were gonna be way more successful than us nerds who played Counter-Strike at LAN parties every weekend.”
“They all laughed at me. Well, who’s laughing now?”
To prepare for the onslaught of the deadly disease, nerds are changing absolutely nothing and are expected to rise up to rule the post-Coronavirus society, as they are the ones best adjusted to being sheltered in a basement, garage, or room for many days at a time marathoning Halo, Half-Life, The Legend of Zelda, Red Dead Redemption, or Horizon Zero Dawn.
Link to the rest at The Babylon Bee
*Cackles*
Ahh, bless the Babylon Bee. I suppose I’m also a “prepper” in this matter: I’ve got a huge to-read list, and I finally installed a larger SSD drive so I can download and play all my games. Plus there’s the streaming services. If only I weren’t actually busy … still, though 🙂
LOL!