The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.
Jimmy Breslin
The number one rule of thieves
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The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal…including the minds of Trumpistas.
Looks like someone got to Biden’s mind first.
Puts me in mind of the old gag about the kleptomaniac. He was seeing a psychiatrist about his problem, and they agreed that he couldn’t quit cold turkey, so he had to find a way of cutting down on stealing.
So he decided he would only steal things that begin with ‘A’. A car, a diamond ring, a thousand dollars…
Love it, Tom.