Don’t threaten me with love, baby. Let’s just go walking in the rain.
Billie Holiday
Quotes
The job
The job isn’t to catch up to the status quo; the job is to invent the status quo.
Seth Godin
You can’t sell anything
You can’t sell anything if you can’t tell anything.
Beth Comstock
Nothing says yawn
Nothing says ‘yawn’ more than an interminable text-based email or 50 slide attachment. Including a video within a brief email and delivering content in multimedia formats can help drive response rates, improve information retention, and make your company or offer more memorable
Andy Zimmerman
Upheavals
The upheavals [of artificial intelligence] can escalate quickly and become scarier and even cataclysmic. Imagine how a medical robot, originally programmed to rid cancer, could conclude that the best way to obliterate cancer is to exterminate humans who are genetically prone to the disease.
Nick Bilton
I know
I know I am but summer to your heart, and not the full four seasons of the year.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
Most misunderstandings
Most misunderstandings in the world could be avoided if people would simply take the time to ask, “What else could this mean?”
Shannon L. Alder
Destiny
Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.
J. K. Rowling
Residual Income
Residual income means NEVER having to start over.
Tom “Big Al” Schreiter
Nobody cares about feminist academic writing
Nobody cares about feminist academic writing. That’s careerism. These poor women in academia have to talk this silly language that nobody can understand in order to be accepted… But I recognize the fact that we have this ridiculous system of tenure, that the whole thrust of academia is one that values education, in my opinion, in inverse ratio to its usefulness—and what you write in inverse relationship to its understandability. […] Academics are forced to write in language no one can understand so that they get tenure. They have to say ‘discourse’, not ‘talk’. Knowledge that is not accessible is not helpful.
Gloria Steinem
Authors today
Authors today need a publisher as much as they need a tapeworm in their guts.
Rayne Hall
If you steal
If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.
Wilson Mizner
The whole thing about perfectionism
You know, the whole thing about perfectionism. The perfectionism is very dangerous. Because of course if your fidelity to perfectionism is too high, you never do anything. Because doing anything results in…it’s actually kind of tragic because you sacrifice how gorgeous and perfect it is in your head for what it really is. And there were a couple of years where I really struggled with that.
David Foster Wallace
I hate even the idea of a synopsis
I hate even the idea of a synopsis. When stories are really working, when you’re providing subtextual exploration and things that are deeply layered, you’re obligated to not say things out loud.
Shane Carruth
A synopsis
A synopsis is a cold thing. You do it with the front of your mind. If you’re going to stay with it, you never get quite the same magic as when you’re going all out.
J. B. Priestley
One might think this means that imaginary numbers are just a mathematical game
One might think this means that imaginary numbers are just a mathematical game having nothing to do with the real world. From the viewpoint of positivist philosophy, however, one cannot determine what is real. All one can do is find which mathematical models describe the universe we live in. It turns out that a mathematical model involving imaginary time predicts not only effects we have already observed but also effects we have not been able to measure yet nevertheless believe in for other reasons. So what is real and what is imaginary? Is the distinction just in our minds?
Stephen Hawking
I am not going to lose Vietnam.
I am not going to lose Vietnam. I am not going to be the president who saw Southeast Asia go the way China went.
Lyndon Baines Johnson, 1963
We are not about to send American boys nine or ten thousand miles away from home to do what Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves.
President Lyndon Johnson, 1964
We do this [escalating U.S. military involvement in Vietnam] in order to slow down aggression. We do this to increase the confidence of the brave people of South Vietnam who have bravely born this brutal battle for so many years with so many casualties. And we do this to convince the leaders of North Vietnam—and all who seek to share their conquest—of a simple fact: We will not be defeated. We will not grow tired. We will not withdraw either openly or under the cloak of a meaningless agreement.
President Lyndon Johnson, 1965
We seem bent upon saving the Vietnamese from Ho Chi Minh, even if we have to kill them and demolish their country to do it. I do not intend to remain silent in the face of what I regard as a policy of madness which, sooner or later, will envelop my son and American youth by the millions for years to come.
Senator George McGovern, 1967
Hey, Hey LBJ, How many kids did you kill today?
Anti-war protestors, late 1967.
It became necessary to destroy the town to save it.
AP correspondent Peter Arnett quoting a U.S. major on the decision to bomb and shell Ben Tre after Viet Cong forces overran the city in the Mekong Delta during the Tet Offensive, 1968
For it seems now more certain than ever, that the bloody experience of Vietnam is to end in a stalemate. To say that we are closer to victory today is to believe in the face of the evidence, the optimists who have been wrong in the past.
Newscaster Walter Cronkite, 1968, reporting on what he had learned on a trip to Vietnam in the aftermath of the Tet Offensive.
I shall not seek and I will not accept the nomination of my party as your President.
President Lyndon Johnson, 1968
I refuse to believe that a little fourth-rate power like North Vietnam doesn’t have a breaking point.
Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, 1969
This war has already stretched the generation gap so wide that it threatens to pull the country apart.
Senator Frank Church, 1970
I have asked for this radio and television time tonight for the purpose of announcing that we today have concluded an agreement to end the war and bring peace with honor in Vietnam and in Southeast Asia.
President Richard Nixon, 1973
During the day on Monday, Washington time, the airport at Saigon came under persistent rocket as well as artillery fire and was effectively closed. The military situation in the area deteriorated rapidly. I therefore ordered the evacuation of all American personnel remaining in South Vietnam.
Gerald Ford, (who, as Vice-President, succeeded Richard Nixon when Nixon resigned 1974), in 1975
There’s many a bestseller
There’s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Flannery O’Connor
Cheerfulness
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. n
Joseph Addison
Trendy
Values are not trendy items that are casually traded in.
Ellen Goodman
A funny thing happened to the First Amendment
A funny thing happened to the First Amendment on its way to the public forum. According to the Supreme Court, money is now speech and corporations are now people. But when real people without money assemble to express their dissatisfaction with the political consequences of this, they’re treated as public nuisances and evicted.
Robert Reich
Make crime pay
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Will Rogers
My experience in government
My experience in government is there is a whole host of unintended consequences you have to think through. I can’t un-know that, I find it harder now to offer simple solutions.
Jo Swinson
Whatever you go into
Whatever you go into, you have to go in there to be the best. There’s no formulas. It’s all about passion and honesty and hard work. It might look glamorous, but it takes a lot of hard work. The blessing with the arts is that you can do it forever.
Hugh Masekela
Argument from Authority and Confirmation Bias
One of the great commandments of science is, “Mistrust arguments from authority.” … Too many such arguments have proved too painfully wrong. Authorities must prove their contentions like everybody else.
Carl Sagan
Your mind constantly seeks proof that will confirm your beliefs. If you have negative beliefs, your mind will seek to prove those negative thoughts. If you have positive beliefs, your minds will seek to prove those positive thoughts. Therefore, it is important to be mindful of our beliefs.
Akiroq Brost
Progress
Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
George Bernard Shaw
When a great genius appears
When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift
But the effect of her being on those around her
But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs.
George Eliot, Middlemarch
Never Underestimate
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
George Carlin
We think we have solved the mystery of creation
We think we have solved the mystery of creation. Maybe we should patent the universe and charge everyone royalties for their existence.
Stephen Hawking
Do you think, because I am poor, obscure, plain and little
Do you think, because I am poor, obscure, plain and little, I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong! – I have as much soul as you, – and full as much heart! And if God had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you!
Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
In the old days
In the old days, books had awful covers and marvelous content; nowadays, the opposite happens.
Giacomo Leopardi
Aspiring authors, get this through your head
Aspiring authors, get this through your head. Cover art serves one purpose, and one purpose only, to get potential customers interested long enough to pick up the book to read the back cover blurb. In the internet age that means the thumb nail image needs to be interesting enough to click on. That’s what covers are for.
Larry Correia
But man is not made
But man is not made for defeat… A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
Ernest Hemingway
Some of us can begin to heal
Some of us can begin to heal the damage people have done to us by escaping the situation, but some of us need more than that. Tattoos make statements that need to be made. Or hide things that are no one’s business. Your scars are battle wounds, but you don’t see them that way. Yet.
Tammara Webber
She was clean
She was clean: no piercings, tattoos, or scarifications. All the kids were now. And who could blame them, Alex thought, after watching three generations of flaccid tattoos droop like moth-eaten upholstery over poorly stuffed biceps and saggy asses?
Jennifer Egan
Show me a man
Show me a man with a tattoo and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.
Jack London
I know
I know I am but summer to your heart, and not the full four seasons of the year.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
We must believe
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
We Negro writers
We Negro writers, just by being black, have been on the blacklist all our lives. Censorship for us begins at the color line.
Langston Hughes
Censorship is to art
Censorship is to art as lynching is to justice.
Henry Louis Gates
Censorship
Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide actualities from themselves and from others. Their fear is only their inability to face what is real, and I can’t vent any anger against them; I only feel this appalling sadness. Somewhere in their upbringing, they were shielded against the total facts of our existence.
Charles Bukowski
Mine is the tongue
Mine is the tongue-tied silence of awkwardness, hers the smiling silence of anticipation, and then we utter inanities to each other, like “beautiful weather arranged for us” and “I like these kind of clouds.”
Meir Shalev
Those who have knowledge
Those who have knowledge, don’t predict. Those who predict, don’t have knowledge.
Lao Tzu
It’s subjunctive history
It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
Alan Bennett, The History Boys
Lovers of print
Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food.
Douglas Adams
Books are no more threatened
Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.
Stephen Fry
Being read to
Being read to is a really intimate thing: a human connection at a time when a lot of people are feeling isolated.
Duncan Honeyman
I’m not a one-hit wonder
I’m not a one-hit wonder as some suggest. I’ve had a couple of hits, but still, all of my hits were in the ’70s. There was pretty much nothing in the ’80s, ’90s, or in the first full decade into the next millennium.
Todd Rundgren
Words mean more
Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with deeper meaning.
Maya Angelou