MY NEW NOVEL IS AVAILABLE IN THE FOLLOWING FORMATS
Posted by Tom Gauld on Monday, January 2, 2017
Thanks to Dave for the tip.
My new novel is available in the following formats
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There should also be a ‘literary critic’ edition, printed on a roll of toilet paper.
And whatever crystalline, silicon, or amebic format your books are published, they’ll have tied up your rights until Milliways.
Am I the only one who has had a few of the TPV articles just not show up?
I’m sorry, but I only buy books embedded in lime Jell-o molds.
You forgot the trained chimpanzees.
I hope that’s not the flying monkey variety.
Dan
Great, iced tea all over the keyboard…again.
Dan
Don’t forget scarves!
https://www.litographs.com/products/nanowrimocustom-scarf
Out of those formats, I look forward the most to having my own mechanical raven and patronizing robot.
You might change your mind if the robot starts calling you “meatbag”. HK-47 has a lot of followers out there.
Or inferior carbon based unit?
Now you have me pining for a (probably never-to-be-developed) KOTOR3…
Same. And I’m almost positive “they” — don’t remember if it was Obsidian or Bioware — that KOTOR online is the closest we’ll get to a KOTOR3 🙁
I would settle for a remaster of 1 & 2 on console.
You can play KOTOR on android but it’s not the same.
I’d love if they released those for Wii U. I never had an X-Box, and I couldn’t ever get the PC versions to work.
Star Wars: The Old Republic is pretty much the sequel to those games, though, and I play that a lot. There are two additional HK droids (HK-51 and HK-55), and yeah, they’re pretty fun. I’d totally want one to explain books to me.
If it’s Marvin the Paranoid Android complete with Alan Rickman’s voice then YES! I want all my books like that from now on. 😉
Recited by a mechanical raven? Like Teddy Ruxpin, but for all ages.
Yes, I can see it now: in the future Alexa or the like will evolve so that you can choose the form they take, in this case a mechanical bird or a cat or something. The mechanical raven should fly around the house (like a drone) as you clean up, reciting the stories in the style of voice you like*. It could be a “smart” bird and raise its voice when you have the vacuum going.
*Remember the isometric Black Isle Studios / Bioware / Obsidian games, where you could choose to sound feisty or sultry or like Scrappy Do (“let me at ’em!”). It could work like that.
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