Thursday January 1st BANK HOLIDAY IN ENGLAND, IRELAND, SCOTLAND AND WALES These are my New Year’s resolutions:
I will help the blind across the road
I will hang my trousers up
I will put the sleeves back on my records
I will not start smoking
I will stop squeezing my spots
I will be kind to the dog
I will help the poor and ignorant
After hearing the disgusting noises from downstairs last night, I have also vowed never to drink alcohol.
Opening lines from The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 3/4
